My Bacon's Cooked

14 years is all it's taken -

I have fin'lly done it!

I've learned the ropes 

On how to cook

The perfect strip of bacon!

Alarms weren't heard; smoke was not seen -
The house did not burn down.

The kids ran in

Gave two thumbs up
And snacked on mom's cuisine.

And now I can hold my head high -
'Cuz as the saying goes.

"He can bring home

All the bacon"

But mom's the one to fry.