In case anyone remembered my mentioning the conjoined twin-tomato that was growing on the vine and thought I was making it up:
This is not a Photoshop trick. It's not even a leaning trick. You saw my previous tomatoes; I didn't have that many perfect ones to waste on mere photo-trickery. If it had all been as good looking as the left, we would have spaghetti-sauced it.
No, these were definitely joined in an area that could not have been operated on:
Another one lost to ventricular disease. And possibly worms. I was too chicken to perform an autopsy to find out.
The good Reverend Jake was unavailable, so I said a few words myself.